Trick or treat, damn it

by editor on October 31, 2010


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Deb November 2, 2010 at 3:10 pm

This at least makes it easy to understand for those voters who are having trouble understanding the administrations plans.

Woofie October 31, 2010 at 8:21 pm

A friend had it totally worked out he was going to dress in a suit and tie, with an “Obama Care” name tag, and set up an “Obama Care” candy inspection and redistribution station.
He would weigh each candy bag, and take half, then each kid would have to fill out a form to get their allotment back based on age, physical activity level, as long as their candy was not more than 20% of their body weight, based on age.

(his wife nearly disowned him for when he printed out the to put on the van)

Dee Mac November 1, 2010 at 5:42 am

Now that is funny! Scary too!

perlcat November 1, 2010 at 7:39 am

NOBODY’s that mean. Erm, well, nobody but a Democrat.

navyvet November 1, 2010 at 8:15 am

The kids would learn a lot more about civics this way than in school.
I can think of some examples to teach college students as well such as their sharing their booze with someone who cant afford it. Sharing their lovers with someone that is simply to ugly and or a zero personality to find their own “lovers”. After all it’s not their fault they are ugly or are a**holes.
How about doing my homework for me, I am simply too lazy to do it myself. C’mon, where’s the compassion? The professors certainly should be completely understanding. It’s what they preach every day.

YT November 1, 2010 at 10:08 am

What did Chester the Molester put on his van? The words “Free Candy?”

Thats what Obama would do.

KimmyQueen November 1, 2010 at 12:38 pm

That would have been awesome and he should have totally done it.

CO2HOG™ October 31, 2010 at 7:54 pm