Sea level falling over last six years. This is raw data that Global Warmists haven’t “adjusted” yet. By the time they get done massaging these numbers, Manhattan will be underwater and Jim Hansen will be selling ocean front property in Kansas.

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flashingscotsman March 25, 2016 at 12:43 pm

Oh my Gawd! Nooooooo! The sea level is dropping! We’re all gonna die! It’s because of AGW!!!!!!!

whiskeyriver March 23, 2016 at 4:19 pm

Damn! I didn’t need a report like this coming out, it will cause the value of ocean front property I bought in Arizona to drop like a rock! I almost have it sold to a bunch of gullible fools who believe all this globull warming/rising ocean nonsense. (snicker)

RKae March 23, 2016 at 6:08 pm

And I just got elected mayor of Otisburg! So much for my dreams of running a seaside community!

“Otisburg? …Otisburg?”

Red Robster March 25, 2016 at 11:39 am
KimmyQueen March 23, 2016 at 6:27 pm
poppajoe49 March 24, 2016 at 5:39 am

They’ll still buy it. They won’t believe this report, besides, that chart is from Atlantic City NJ, not Arizona, that’s a completely different ocean!

PsychoDad March 23, 2016 at 2:54 pm

Interesting and encouraging, but I’d be interested in seeing the rest of the charts, and if all show a similar decline.

Racer X March 23, 2016 at 1:16 pm

Hey, he was right. Obama: “This is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow . . . ” But wouldn’t this mean that global warming solved itself JUST BECAUSE HE WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT!

jukin March 23, 2016 at 11:53 am

This would make people with real concern very happy. Since the global warming con men are in it for the money and power, it will bring anguish and tears. And has been noted the adjusted data put out to the stupid people will be wildly higher. Yet, smart and rational people are labeled “deniers” and have threats of government political action against them. Stalin is smiling.

poppajoe49 March 23, 2016 at 12:32 pm

LOL! When I first skimmed over the post I thought you said Stalin is missing, and I was going to say “no he isn’t, he’s just black now.”.

poppajoe49 March 23, 2016 at 9:26 am

Well, I guess NOAA and NASA haven’t had a chance to add their lies to the data. It will all be fixed in a couple of days.

JPTravis March 23, 2016 at 9:39 am

Yep. You and I are just not smart enough to understand how falling water levels mean rising sea levels. That’s why we have the NOAA, to explain it to us.

stinkfoot March 23, 2016 at 9:41 am

Yes yes… let’s not confuse the two….

jukin March 23, 2016 at 11:54 am

Don’t forget the brains it takes to figure out that colder temperatures are a sign of AGW.

AZ Dude March 23, 2016 at 3:06 pm

I blame Bush. Either that, or Michael Moore has been doing cannon balls into the Atlantic again.

Joe Redfield March 23, 2016 at 9:21 am
danybhoy March 23, 2016 at 12:03 pm

So this was the Rubio math model? 3rd is the new 1st?

Red Robster March 23, 2016 at 9:18 am

wait a minute. wth is the diff btwixt sea and ocean???

Many people use the terms “ocean” and “sea” interchangeably when speaking about the ocean, but there is a difference between the two terms when speaking of geography (the study of the Earth’s surface). Seas are smaller than oceans and are usually located where the land and ocean meet.

I’m more confused than a warmingist at Barrow.

PsychoDad March 23, 2016 at 3:05 pm

Speaking from my maritime background, which may not reflect the same things a pure scientific background would, the distinction between oceans and seas is somewhat arbitrary, although it mainly relates to size. Thus the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and Arctic Oceans. The Med is a sea because it’s smaller and mostly enclosed. Other seas are defined by some distinctive feature — the Caribbean, with its swath of islands, the Sargasso, basically a large slow whirlpool, Sea of Japan, Bering Sea, etc., if you look on a map you can see how most of these relate to some mostly logical land feature.

THEN you get into gulfs and straits and bays . . .

JPTravis March 23, 2016 at 3:49 pm

And then there’s the briny deep, bounding main, great expanse, and, when the Brits are referring to the Atlantic, the pond. In literature, “ocean” implies depth while “sea” implies breadth: for example, an “ocean” of ignorance is on display from Trump supporters, who seem to be “asea” when it comes to the truth. 😉

whiskeyriver March 23, 2016 at 4:15 pm

Are you related to soopermexican from the Right Scoop? Both of you act like Trump shit in your Wheaties or kicked your dog. (snicker)

JPTravis March 23, 2016 at 8:27 pm

It’s more of an ongoing process. He’s shitting in my Wheaties, kicking my dog repeatedly, and generally ruining what was supposed to be a conservative revolution that would save my country.

Red Robster March 25, 2016 at 11:42 am
JPTravis March 25, 2016 at 11:50 am
Red Robster March 25, 2016 at 11:51 am

well that’s not confusing at all: “The average depth of the ocean is about 12,100 feet” and yet “The average depth of the Arctic Ocean is 1,038 m (3,406 ft).” But on the other hand is 4 fingers and a thumb.