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Politico: HRC’s new book has sold one million copies! She sold out of books almost as fast as she sold out her countrymen in Benghazi.

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Extirpates June 2, 2014 at 10:40 am

Every union in the country has to buy one copy for every man, woman, and children in their local. Whether they can read English or not. I’ll bet she never even saw a manuscript before it was published, all done by “underlings”.

Sidekick May 28, 2014 at 8:16 am

Didn’t read the article but don’t book sales really mean ordered by book sellers and not actual end user retail sales?

Red Robster May 28, 2014 at 9:41 am
StrinaM May 28, 2014 at 7:27 am

999,999 were bought by her friends and family to be this year’s fruitcake at the holidays. The last one she bought.

Not so silent May 27, 2014 at 5:35 pm

750,000 copies went sent free to middle eastern countries…

flashingscotsman May 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm

Venezuela could use some. I heard something about a shortage down there.

Not so silent May 27, 2014 at 9:15 pm

Just watch for paper cuts..Thats a nasty place to get one…Venezuela I mean…:)

PsychoDad May 27, 2014 at 4:10 pm

Haha, this was a post over on Politico. A bit lengthy but worth every word:

BREAKING NEWS!!!! The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentatively named Hillarysium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.
Hillarysium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Hillarysium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Hillarysium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Hillarysium activates CNNadnausium and MSNBCobnoxium, elements that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since each has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Hillarysium. Hillarysium has also been reported in some war torn countries to inexplicably draw sniper fire put of thin air where no snipers are present.
Since it has no electrons, Hillarysium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Hillarysium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second.
Hillarysium has a normal half-life of approximately four years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each transmutation.

PsychoDad May 27, 2014 at 4:15 pm

(con’t)
Research at other laboratories indicates that Hillarysium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Hillarysium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Human mortalities have resulted from exposure to Hillarysium. Attempts are being made to determine how Hillarysium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Hillarysium activates CNNadnausium and MSNBCobnoxium, elements that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since each has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Hillarysium.
Since it has no electrons, Hillarysium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Hillarysium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second.
Hillarysium has a normal half-life of approximately four years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each transmutation.
Research at other laboratories indicates that Hillarysium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Hillarysium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Human moralities have resulted from exposure to Hillarysium. Attempts are being made to determine how Hillarysium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.

PsychoDad May 27, 2014 at 4:03 pm

” why foreign policy isn’t about some faraway place you’ve never heard of. It’s ultimately about America’s national and economic security here at home”

OH MY GOD WHAT BRILLIANCE!!!
WHAT INSIGHT!!!!!
OH YES PLEASE!!! HILARY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

Big Al May 27, 2014 at 3:48 pm

She reminds me of a female version of Jim Jones.

sa_rose May 28, 2014 at 10:34 pm
Progressive Hemrrhoid May 27, 2014 at 2:26 pm

And every one of them were bought by the leftist Journalists at Politico.

RKae May 27, 2014 at 2:51 pm

And every one of them were bought by George Soros.

He can stack them up in his warehouse with all those Michael Sam jerseys he bought.

Red Robster May 27, 2014 at 2:57 pm

i didn’t know he was from Galveston. tsk tsk.

sa_rose May 28, 2014 at 10:34 pm

How embarrassing. Of course given Galveston back in the day, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised!

pickle squirt May 27, 2014 at 2:20 pm

The book will be on the shelf labeled; Fables.

guysmiley May 27, 2014 at 3:14 pm

You can find it in th ‘Fiction’ aisle.

Red Robster May 27, 2014 at 4:03 pm

that’s right. fables have a moral consequence epilogue.

michaelht1 May 27, 2014 at 2:05 pm

she is first and foremost a traitor to America; willing to do anything, sacrifice anyone, tell any lie, to gain the power she craves. A person of no personal values, no morals, no integrity, nothing but lust for position. Sadly there most be at least one million who feel the same as she does. America deserves better than the clintons!