Now Romney says he will vote for Ted Cruz. Establishment RINOs have been dancing around like drops of water on a hot skillet trying to avoid endorsing Cruz. Boehner went from Kasich to Ryan in the course of about 48 hours. Graham went from hating Cruz to holding a fundraiser for him, while still insisting that Kasich is a better choice. And now Romney announces he will vote for Cruz but hold his nose while doing it. Trying to get these nincompoops to do the right thing is like leading a horse to water and making him drink it through his rear end.

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danybhoy March 21, 2016 at 10:39 pm

I want to know what time slot Romney will get when he speaks at the DNC convention in Philly. Same for Rove, Graham, McCain, Bill Crystal & the like.

poppajoe49 March 21, 2016 at 11:13 pm

3-6 am, when everyone in the Press Corpse (h/t Barky) is asleep.

deepthinker March 20, 2016 at 4:25 pm

Ted should tell Mitch and Grahmnesty no thanks. He doesn’t need the support of the f@#$ing RINOs.

Dave K March 20, 2016 at 3:20 pm

If I wanted an endorsement, it would be from almost anyone than this spineless, liberal in conservative clothing choke artist.

Nobody GAS what you think Mitt. Your claim to fame is being the best of a bad bunch to be nominated for president but failed against a joke of a POTUS with a negative approval rating. Go pound sand.

Progressive Hemrrhoid March 19, 2016 at 4:01 pm

The establishment types are soiling their codpieces here as of late. Too bad they didn’t show the same spine when dealing with Quagmire and all his unconstitutional Executive Orders, and bloated budgets.

stinkfoot March 19, 2016 at 4:44 pm

Their act is consistent with them actually being progressive globalists assuming the role of Republicans who talk about advocating conservatism while simultaneously sabotaging it and effectively disenfranchising a base which are seen as obstacles to an agenda that the “Republicans” have no more intention of stopping than their Democrat “opposition”.

Not so silent March 19, 2016 at 9:56 am

Please…somebody put Romney in a dog crate, and take him for a ride in the country on top of a car…who the hell cares what Romney says anymore? Mr. Magic underwear needs to STFU….

Joe Redfield March 19, 2016 at 9:12 am
sifi March 19, 2016 at 7:43 pm
poppajoe49 March 20, 2016 at 5:47 am

Or getting a leftist to do anything more complicated than breathing.

Red Robster March 21, 2016 at 10:11 am

or changing an Ethiopian’s skin.