North Dakota professor hides under desk and calls 911 on ROTC. And she says she will do the same thing every time she sees them training on campus. So who is this woman? Well, here’s a description of her most recent work:

“a sonnet sequence that negotiates the relationship between formal poetics, bondage/discipline, and female identity through the figure of elusive 1950s pinup Bettie Page”

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PsychoDad March 22, 2016 at 1:47 pm

Next time, send the cops. To take HER in.

KimmyQueen March 22, 2016 at 3:40 pm

She IS calling them for no real reason… Isn’t that against the law

NodakSuz March 22, 2016 at 1:40 pm

She’s a UND professor and is a total embarrassment to most of us. One good thing to come from UND is the fact that we have a fantastic college hockey team!!

flashingscotsman March 22, 2016 at 8:19 pm

And isn’t that what higher education should be all about?

KimmyQueen March 22, 2016 at 1:28 pm

The hell is wrong with her?

poppajoe49 March 23, 2016 at 10:47 am

She was beaten with the ugly tree.

whitewulf March 22, 2016 at 12:55 pm

it’s amazing how many dipshits are in college—as teachers–
maybe she would rather have ISIS recruiters on her campus–the same kind of moronic rational that brings subhuman jihadist filth into our back yards—someday douche bags like her will regret their doltish actions–i hope she is punished severely for abusing the 911 emergency system

PsychoDad March 22, 2016 at 1:52 pm

Good point. There very likely could be ISIS recruiters, as you say, out there in mock-up dynamite vests, screaming about death to Jews, and burning the Israeli & American flags, and she’d be sitting at her desk with her hands folded and that smug little smile (OH so punchable!) giving us all lectures on tolerance and diversity.

Navyvet2 March 22, 2016 at 12:24 pm

It seems that if you are too much of a raving loon to obtain employment anywhere doing anything, you become a college professor.

StrinaM March 22, 2016 at 10:32 am

Time to arrest her for calling in false complaints.

flashingscotsman March 22, 2016 at 9:45 am

You know, making false calls to the police IS illegal. Doing it repeatedly should land her in jail, where she’ll feel perfectly safe.

Not so silent March 22, 2016 at 9:28 am

A psychiatrist in a mental hospital decided to test three patients to determine if they were well enough to be released.
He asked the first one: “What is 3 times 3?”
The patient answered: “111.”
He asked the same question of the second patient and was told that the answer was “Tuesday.”
He told both that they weren’t healed and had to stay.
He asked the third one: “What is 3 times 3?”

The reply: “9.”
“Great!!! You’re cured! You can go home, but tell me how you knew the answer?”
The patient replied: “Simple. I divided 111 by Tuesday!”

PsychoDad March 22, 2016 at 1:58 pm

A college professor (oddly enough) goes in front of his new class and kicks off with this: “If Factor A is ‘a train leaves Chicago heading east for Los Angeles’, Factor B is ‘the boiling point of water is 212 degrees on any scale’, Factor 9 is ‘ice cream has no bones’, and all other factors are laid on the square of the hypotenuse, how old am I?”

One student instantly raises his hand and responds, “44!”

The professor’s jaw drops, and he says, “That’s right, and very well done! But how did you calculate that?”

“Easy, my brother is 22 and he’s only half-crazy.”

Not so silent March 22, 2016 at 9:02 am

Having lived in North Dakota, I can tell you the State Mental Hospital in Jamestown has plenty of room for this twit…She looks like an ugly Lena Dunham..I wish I was there, I would call 9-1-1 and tell them there is a crazy hysterical lady hiding under a desk and she needs to go off for a vacation at the nut hut since she is obviously a danger to herself and others…

flashingscotsman March 22, 2016 at 9:44 am

Is there a Lena Dunham that ISN’T ugly?

stinkfoot March 22, 2016 at 10:04 am

I was going to say that “an ugly Lena Dunham” is redundant.

Not so silent March 22, 2016 at 10:13 am

She is double butt ugly…The professor that is….Like double secret probation… 🙂

Progressive Hemrrhoid March 22, 2016 at 12:16 pm

Knock a Turkey Buzzard off a gut wagon ugly. Will be a big hit with all the LGBT crowd in jail after being arrested for false complaints.

poppajoe49 March 22, 2016 at 6:25 pm

My first thought when I saw her picture was, “This must be the only way she can get a man to pay attention to her.”
She looks like the result of Mr. Ed raping Cass Elliott.

danybhoy March 22, 2016 at 8:58 am

She is worthless, & should be fired.

Kip Hooker March 22, 2016 at 8:45 am

This is similar to “swatting”, except swatting will probably lead to the death of an innocent individual at some point. I’m certainly not a Trump supporter but it is unbelievable that they are being called terrorists when the proglodytes routinely engage in this type behavior and worse.

stinkfoot March 22, 2016 at 8:44 am

Her permanent safe space should be a padded cell.

ThatOtherGuy March 22, 2016 at 8:27 am
Joe Redfield March 22, 2016 at 8:20 am

But she would have been just fine if she’d seen anyone wearing a burka or a burnoose. I hope North Dakota has a law against making nuisance calls to 9-1-1.

danybhoy March 22, 2016 at 8:13 pm

This broad will have no support outside of a college campus. I travel to & through North Dakota, & those folks are hard working, no nonsense people who bust their asses. This idiot is not a representation of anything ND stands for.