May Day: Occupy plans “global disruption.” Expect more public pooping, rapes, robberies and murders as Occupy “helps” the common man by making it impossible for him to do business or get to work. Watch as a sycophantic, credulous media gushes over the proceedings like a bunch of star-struck teenagers fawning over a rock star. And, if public sympathy for some reason turns favorable for these idiots, expect Democrook politicians to come out of the woodwork claiming they were with them all along. Occu-puke.

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Notsosilent May 1, 2012 at 9:17 am

Here’s an update, it appears that occupoop is not working well, the Golden Gate Bridge is still open, and in New York about 250 protesters are all they got….This is not going to reflect well on Dear Leader and head Occupooper Barry…

drb May 1, 2012 at 9:20 am

So, if I understand the article correctly…It’s take yourself to work day. 😀

Notsosilent May 1, 2012 at 9:26 am

You got it!..Occupoopers are dead….Long live the Occupoopers.

Notsosilent May 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Update for the update, in San Francisco last night Occupoopers broke windows and threw paint on about a dozen small businesses, In New York the 250 mentioned only turned out to be a few dowzen protesting at a bank..Like a cheap Chinese bottle rocket…fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz then nothing.

PsychoDad May 1, 2012 at 4:34 am


Hey gang, any reports of left-wing terrorism yet? Just saw a small bunch here, marching up Congress St by the Bank of America building. Have to admit I was somewhat impressed. It was only 8 a.m.; I didn’t they could get out of bed that early. Couldn’t quite make out what they were screaming, but they were carrying a banner that said, “Give Class War A Chance.” Nice, huh?

poppajoe49 May 1, 2012 at 5:56 am

I have a better idea, give water cannons a chance.

Notsosilent May 1, 2012 at 8:18 am
Missile Command April 30, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Chairman O starting his cultural revolution in time for the fall elections.

Progressive Hemrrhoid April 30, 2012 at 2:59 pm

These people are so pathetic I bet even Lenin is rolling over in his grave.

Ghengivitis Khan April 30, 2012 at 11:52 am

We will occupy it all! We will show the evil one percent that we are not to be taken for granted. We will play the mighty hacki sack of justice and rain down the terror of our frappe latte’s all over the imperialism! We will stop you from going to work because it is the only way that your bourgeois ass will ever learn about the plight of the worker!

Viva la metroid prime

Khan out!

poppajoe49 May 1, 2012 at 5:55 am

You forgot to mention that they will be dancing to the music from their i-phones and i-pods.

mojo April 30, 2012 at 10:13 am

Oh yeah – the unwashed and congenitally unemployable are going on strike.

Who’s that gonna inconvenience, again?

PsychoDad April 30, 2012 at 11:15 am

A helluva lot of us, when the stupid ffkks start marching the wrong way down a one way street at rush hour. Boston. Last fall, and a bunch of them did it again just a few weeks ago, lotsa big signs in sight.


PsychoDad April 30, 2012 at 8:37 am

I’m actually a little worried about what might be going on here in Boston tomorrow, we grow a special kind of crazy in these parts.

RobertW April 30, 2012 at 9:37 am

Boston? sounds like you may need to call on Charlie Bronson.


RobertW April 30, 2012 at 8:06 am
Kip Hooker April 30, 2012 at 7:11 am

Yeah well the jokes on the whiney-whine percent. If we can’t work . . . then they’ll be no money for them to steal.