Jay Carney resigns. He says it was because of strain on his family life but more likely he was forced to resign by an ancient mathematical principle: as the number of lies increases, the likelihood that two of them will contradict each other increases exponentially.

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Bargis Tryhol June 1, 2014 at 2:04 am
poppajoe49 June 1, 2014 at 3:41 am
pickle squirt May 30, 2014 at 9:45 pm

Looks like a grouping of hemorrhoids to me.

Trickie May 30, 2014 at 7:06 pm

What’s obama to do. every circus act needs a carney

Not so silent May 30, 2014 at 7:01 pm
poppajoe49 May 30, 2014 at 7:07 pm
StrinaM May 30, 2014 at 8:25 pm

That is good! You guys see, over at WFB, volume 2 of his greatest misses with the English language?

jukin May 31, 2014 at 6:09 am

The English language we must resist and much we will.

Not so silent May 31, 2014 at 8:10 am
StrinaM May 31, 2014 at 4:22 pm

There is no way Al Sharpton could be mistaken for Yoda.

poppajoe49 May 31, 2014 at 5:02 pm
JPTravis May 31, 2014 at 5:50 pm

Al isn’t fat anymore. I don’t know what happened. He went from being a round mound during the Tawana Brawley fable to the current skinny little body with big head. It’s almost like the extra fat on his body was shoved up into his head.

That or he’s on the one diet than never fails: the cocaine diet.

GhostntheMachine May 31, 2014 at 7:57 pm

And Nurta-Sweet 5 meals a week haven’t offered a deal yet? On the skinny?

poppajoe49 May 30, 2014 at 6:47 pm
poppajoe49 May 30, 2014 at 6:28 pm

Carney looked like he was about to break down sobbing. He’s gonna miss his daily knobber from King Barky.

GhostntheMachine May 31, 2014 at 8:12 am

How come nobody mentioned this?


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[now I was gonna leave off the last 4 words and blame it on the NSA or something. But I didn’t. I warned you]

JPTravis May 31, 2014 at 8:41 am

WTF!? Is that real or video editing? I hope it’s not real, because what kind of man purses his lips at another man during a hug?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

poppajoe49 May 31, 2014 at 8:48 am
sa_rose May 31, 2014 at 4:39 pm
Sidekick May 31, 2014 at 4:57 pm

Holy shit!!!! I cannot pretend I didn’t see that.

poppajoe49 May 31, 2014 at 5:06 pm

I just hope I can erase that image before I fall asleep, or I may never sleep again!

Sidekick May 31, 2014 at 5:12 pm

My homophobia is raging and I don’t give a damn.

KimmyQueen May 31, 2014 at 7:21 pm
poppajoe49 June 1, 2014 at 3:35 am

At least he didn’t give him tongue!

sa_rose June 1, 2014 at 8:19 pm
Navyvet2 June 2, 2014 at 7:19 am
poppajoe49 May 30, 2014 at 6:27 pm

“This is a big fucking deal.”

deepthinker May 30, 2014 at 4:39 pm

The lies just got to be too much for the carnival barker.

Big Al May 30, 2014 at 4:18 pm

So we are replacing a carney with someone who will earnestly josh us.

jukin May 30, 2014 at 4:15 pm

Every once in awhile Obama will accidently tell the truth. Today, King Barky the Liar said “Jay has been with me since the beginning.” For those first few years of incompetence Sir Surly of Gibbs was the WH propagandist and Shorty of Carney was at TIME magazine. So yes, Jay has been packing Obama’s ass with flowers since he began.

JPTravis May 30, 2014 at 5:13 pm
Bonfire of the Absurdities May 30, 2014 at 4:03 pm

The wrong lying asshole resigned.

sa_rose May 31, 2014 at 4:26 pm

I wonder. DID he resign? Really? As opposed to being offered the opportunity to resign rather than be fired?

poppajoe49 May 31, 2014 at 5:05 pm

I don’t care, as long as that smug POS is gone!

danybhoy May 30, 2014 at 3:43 pm

He will now probably get a big advance to write a book, it will come out, few will buy it, & he will end up working at some news network NOT named Fox News Channel to become a paid commentator.

Not so silent May 30, 2014 at 3:51 pm

PMSNBC has probably made him an offer already…He is a better liar than Tingles, Crazy Ed and Little Ralphy Madcow all put together…Can’t wait to see who kind of POS takes the job next…

StrinaM May 30, 2014 at 3:36 pm

We go from a Carney to an Ernest Josher….

JPTravis May 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm

Josh Earnest is the replacement. It sounds like a made-up name, doesn’t it? Especially for a guy whose job is telling lies for President Obama. This would be a good name for a carnival worker:

“Step right up, folks! This man, Josh Earnest, will use his world famous psychic abilities to guess your age to within one month!”

Carnies have their own language, by the way, designed so they can speak in front of paying customers without those paying customers understanding what they’re saying. That language is called a “cant,” as in “I can’t answer that question.”

Not so silent May 30, 2014 at 4:08 pm

Photo of replacement is here for your viewing pleasure..


StrinaM May 30, 2014 at 8:22 pm
Progressive Hemrrhoid May 30, 2014 at 2:26 pm

Looks like his conscience finally caught up to him, can’t cover for a liar like Quagmire forever.

guysmiley May 30, 2014 at 3:06 pm

I don’t give 2 sh*ts about his conscience. He lied over and over, be it for Obama or himself. As with all these people that resigned over one scandal or another, they should be arrested, tried and convicted, and sent to Federal prison for rock breaking lessons. They should NOT be allowed to just ‘step down’.

Big Al May 30, 2014 at 4:10 pm

I disagree. He probably has a fear of drowning in bullsh!t.

Sidekick May 30, 2014 at 4:10 pm

Progressives? Conscience? I don’t think so. This guy is a true believer. Remember the picture of his family in their home with the Soviet propaganda posters hanging on the wall?

sa_rose May 31, 2014 at 4:22 pm

If he HAD a conscience, he never would have taken the job. I think he has just had enough of being hung out to dry because of Obozo’ s antics.

KimmyQueen May 31, 2014 at 7:20 pm

Nah… He was just tired of the BS and his heart wasn’t into it anymore. He still believes perhaps in the core principles, but may think that Obama just didn’t handle it right and is jumping ship.