Dan Rather is apparently no Einstein
Believe it or not, Dan Rather still thinks the Bush memos are real. Never mind that they were printed in a Microsoft Word font that didn’t exist yet, and never mind that all experts (even the CBS ones) say they’re fake, Dan Rather thinks they’re real. And Dan Rather is a legendary journalist, right?

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danybhoy May 1, 2012 at 10:24 am

This man is an idiot, he still does’nt get that America knows what he tried doing, & has moved on from him. He’s over, & he does’nt know it yet.

poppajoe49 May 1, 2012 at 5:58 am

In other news, Oblivious still thinks we all listen to Rush.

Notsosilent May 1, 2012 at 8:49 am

And we all know she watches those trashy vampire love stories while she hangs from the ceiling at night….

Notsosilent May 1, 2012 at 9:10 am
PsychoDad May 1, 2012 at 10:30 am

Really mods, we need inline-graphics capability. You know, like a picture is worth a thousand LOLs?

poppajoe49 May 1, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Nah, Oblivious isn’t that young or good looking.

Progressive Hemrrhoid April 30, 2012 at 2:55 pm

All I want to know is, “What’s the frequency Kenneth?”
Bet ole Dan is too senile to remember that one too.

Notsosilent May 1, 2012 at 8:48 am

That was some funny shit. I think it was one of Dan’s sources who said that then attacked him, There were some great jokes about that I wish I could remember them…

andre April 30, 2012 at 11:20 am

Why wouldn’t he? He seems to think that the gov’t gets money from the money tree, so from there, believing about some memos is really not a stretch.

Notsosilent April 30, 2012 at 10:48 am

Rather further stated that the Easter bunny is real, he has been on several UFO’s, he can stop a speeding train with just one hand, and he is married to Dark Dingleberry.

Bonfire of the Absurdities April 30, 2012 at 9:48 am

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and writes a book like a duck would have written, it must be Dan Ratbag.

Noelegy April 30, 2012 at 9:33 am

Reminds me of how Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her house…oh, she didn’t? That was Tina Fey? I tried to tell a Palin-phobe that once, that Sarah herself had never said those words, and they said it didn’t matter, she was so stupid that it was believable anyway.

The truth’s never as juicy as a good story, is it?

Elrond Hubbard April 30, 2012 at 9:31 am

How sad and pathetic. Dan still believes the Bush memos are real, he has to believe they are real otherwise his life has no meaning and he’s exposed as a partisan hack.

I have to admit, watching Dan crash and burn over the Bush memo has given me so much pleasure.

Pittsburgh Z April 30, 2012 at 9:07 am

He really is a dope. It’s amazing that anyone still listens to him….

Fenster314 April 30, 2012 at 9:07 am

Rather is the poster boy for those who think “IQ” is over rated as a marker for success.

Sidekick April 30, 2012 at 8:21 am

I bet he also knows who stole the strawberry ice cream.

Charlotte April 30, 2012 at 9:03 am

Sidekick….you just almost made me spew all over my keyboard….

I see Humphrey Bogart! MOST excellent.

flashingscotsman April 30, 2012 at 7:37 am

Alzheimer’s is an ugly disease.

PsychoDad April 30, 2012 at 8:27 am

Curse you!

/You took the words right outta my mouth…

Kip Hooker April 30, 2012 at 6:56 am

Next up . . . Rather authenticates the doctored 911 tapes ABC released to convict Zimmerman in the court of public opinion.