April 2012

Vacation backlash: Blue collar Dems jealous, angry at Obamas. “Blue collar Dem voters, taking depressing ‘staycations’ because they can’t afford gas and hotels, are resentful of the first family’s 17 lavish vacations around the world and don’t want their tax dollars paying for the Obamas’ holidays…” Obama doesn’t have to care about the price of gas because we’re paying for his. Let’s tax presidential freebies! As someone once said, “It’s not about revenue, it’s about fairness.”

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House Republicans prep Contempt of Congress charge against Eric Holder. Holder lied, hundreds died. Another official, Assistant Attorney General Ronald Weich, will be resigning his position in July. Drain the swamp!

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Biden says something incredibly stupid. Well, there’s something you don’t see every day… he often takes weekends off. Speak bigly and carry a soft stick.

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Barack Obama, The Road We Really Traveled. Andrew Klavan and Bill Whittle skewer and parody Barack Obama’s “Road We Traveled” campaign video. No dogs were injured (or consumed) in the making of this film.

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The President has a list: Barack Obama attempts to intimidate contributors to Mitt Romney’s campaign. “the money game is not going as Team Obama wants… The White House’s new strategy is thus to delegitimize Mr. Romney (by attacking his donors) as it seeks to frighten others out of giving.” Obama has all the worst qualities of Carter, Clinton and Nixon but none of their good ones.

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CIA memo reveals Admiral McRaven, not Obama, controlled Bin Laden mission. “The memo puts all control in the hands of Admiral McRaven… the notion that Obama and his team were walking through every stage of the operation is incorrect. The hero here was McRaven, not Obama. And had the mission gone wrong, McRaven surely would have been thrown under the bus.” Well, only if they couldn’t pin it on George Bush.

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Outrage as Egypt plans ‘farewell intercourse law’ so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death. This gives a whole new meaning to your wife being frigid.

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Secret Service investigating another overseas trip. The ‘secret’ must really be what kind of ‘service’ some of them are getting.

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Michelle Obama: “Fantasy” Is To Walk Out WH “And Just Keep Walking.” She’s unhappy because “It is hard to sneak around and do what you want” with all those Secret Service types keeping tabs on her, ya know. Well, we feel your pain, Ms. Obama, we really do… and we’re gonna do our best to help you realize your dream (and ours) come January 2013.

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Atheists vs. Islamists in Melbourne, Australia. “It could be that this scene is more than just a humorous bagatelle, but is instead a preview of the coming global conflict — not between Muslims and Christians, as everyone has long assumed, but between Muslims and secularists.” Well, the ideal would be a laissez faire world which lets everyone believe (or not) as they wished, but some people are peculiarly uninterested in adopting that approach.

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George Zimmerman raised with black children, is black. “He was raised in a racially integrated household and himself has black roots through an Afro-Peruvian great-grandfather – the father of the maternal grandmother who helped raise him.” Plus… “is Zimmerman now a ‘black white Hispanic?’ Or do we use the Obama standard (ever heard our historic POTUS called a ‘white black?’ no you have not), in which case I guess Zimmerman is just… black.” So, if Barack Obama had a son, would he look like George Zimmerman?

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Obama’s EPA experimented on human guinea pigs. This story is a microcosm of what happens to government under liberals. The EPA treated human beings like guinea pigs, making them breathe what they thought were deadly doses of particulates, and then lied about the results when nobody died. Moral of the story: human lives and scientific integrity are worth nothing – political goals are worth everything.

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Swiss woman dies after attempting to live on sunlight; Woman gave up food and water on spiritual journey. Evidently she forgot to snort unicorn farts.

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EPAs “philosophy” is to “crucify” and “make examples” of US energy producers: Isn’t it just lovely how smug the eco-fascists are whenever talking about their power to devastate the lives of the ordinary American. We guess the douche-bag here is finally getting his satisfaction for all the years of atomic wedgies, head flushings and the countless girls that “didn’t want to ruin their special friendship”.

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Fed Raises Economic Outlook. Looks like Helicopter Ben is trying to keep his head above water. A fate that has been denied to a great many Americans.

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Global Warming Alarmist Steve Zwick’s ‘Science’ Is More Troubling Than His Vitriol. “16 percent say they personally experienced a hurricane last year. Not a single hurricane struck the United States last year.” More faux global warming science.

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Jimmy Carter: I’d be ‘comfortable’ with Mitt Romney. The kiss of death?

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Can Obama rock the youth vote again? Perhaps a better question would be “Can Obama rob the vote again?”

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Obama Ban on Youth Chores Part of Larger Power Grab. Another power grab by those bastions of freedom, the Democrats and the UN.

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Occupy DOJ Speaker: “I want ya’ll to start killing mother f–kers.” As one commenter noted, “Meanwhile, the DOJ is investigating firefighting exams.” The current administration is without a doubt one of the low points of this once-great republic.

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Sen. Tom Carper (D-DE): Save the US Postal Service with wind farms. Yeah, this guy wants “to harvest the electricity that windmill farms produce in order to power a new fleet of battery-operated postal delivery vehicles, replacing the previous ’25 to 30 years old’ ‘dilapidated’ vehicles.” Ummm, just how is spending a bunch of money to buy battery-powered trucks gonna save the USPS when the problem is there are fewer and fewer customers for their services? Politicians not only do not have the answers, they don’t even understand the damn questions.

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Aw… New book claims “Many times, the president seemed to be giving up on the public.” President Sooper Genius is frustrated with us 2-dimensional chess players. One reason, we’re told is he “consumes information” differently (like maybe with some Fido on the side?) than us stupid idiots. How so? For one thing, he apparently watches MSNBC a lot. To us, that’s not “consuming informnation” that’s more akin to “eating sh-t.”

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Supreme Court casts doubt on Obama’s immigration law claim. “Supreme Court justices took a dim view of the Obama administration’s claim that it can stop Arizona from enforcing immigration laws, telling government lawyers during oral argument Wednesday that the state appears to want to push federal officials, not conflict with them.” Damn, first it was the do-nothing congress, now it’s the stop-everything court that’s thwarting Obama’s hopenchange thingy. Why can’t we have a get-stuff-done gubbermint like North Korea, right Mr. Friedman?

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Barry back in hot water. More racism from a member of the loving, caring Democrat party. This time it’s Filipino nurses.

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Dogeater: The Music Video. Keith Oh-they-fired-me-again now denounces the dog-eared subject he originally brought up as “absurd” (very much like the loudmouth himself) which is more than enough reason to post this. Party on! Nobama 2012!

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